Okay. So. Shit went down. Lance went brain-dead when Long Limbs showed up in our camp, so I got permission from Loki to put Cathryn in her.

She just read that over my shoulder and smacked me for my phrasing. I'm not changing it, though.

Well, that'll bruise.

Wolf's still kicking, but there aren't horribly many of us left. Slendy brought an entourage, no idea why, but one of them had a RPG and blew the fuck out of the medical tent.

I find it ironic that Wolf and Cat don't get along. It's like... heh.

Cat just keeps hitting me. Ooh, now I'm not getting sex tonight. Whoopdee fucking doo. I didn't have sex for months after she disappeared, and immediately before was my first time anyway. Yeah, I rocked her world as a virgin.

Damn. Now she fucking bit my shoulder and is licking up the blood. I thought I wasn't getting sex?

Oh. She wants to write something. Color change to PURPLE for Cat's writing.

Why purple? Eh, who gives a fuck.


Yeah. It's me. Now I'm back, and I'm black. Okay, so I'm not black. But I'm tan.


Shut it, Hawk. Do you want a new asshole?


The fuck? He just grinned at me and said "Got one to spare?"


... Fuck it.


So, yeah, I'm back, alive, and have some news. I've got a click on something that might be of use to people. A grey stone of ashen glory. That's what the book said.


Damn said that the book burned to ash when the med tent was blown up. I still had so much to learn from it.


What's the stone do, you ask? I haven't a clue. All I know is that it was sought after for an age before whoever wrote the book finally decided to die. That book was a damn diary.


The author said that he was searching for the stone because of a "tall figure with the longest legs, and arms like tree branches" that was following him. Dunno if Slender wants it or if he wants it hidden.

That's helpful. Really. Truly.

Stupendous! Extravagant!

And that's another bruise. Damn I missed her.

Nyeh. Loki's calling a meeting. Something about our current state of affairs.

And he wants my titanium spear back. He ain't getting it from me.